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Killer-Duck ♥


Remember when Katy Perry found a loaded gun in Rihanna’s purse during the VMA’s.



steve “led a one man mission behind heavily guarded enemy lines in another fucking country just to save someone who might be alive if the stars are aligned correctly, fights guys who talk to loud in a movie” rogers is not steve “we have to follow orders, theres only one god ma’am” rogers


if i ever misgender you:

  1. it is not on purpose i promise
  2. im very sorry
  3. tell me your correct pronouns and ill use them
  4. spray me with cold water


on the one hand it’s a joke but on the other hand where is the lie


Okay everyone. Do you see this?

Do you see these two words?

They do not mean the same thing.

Can we all decide to stop using “gay” as a synonym for bisexual, since they’re completely different things? Bisexuality is not the same concept as homosexuality, nor is it a subset of it.




Tumblr traffic light

Friendly reminder to have breaks when tumbling

be safe kids

I literally waited for it to turn before reblogging.

You follow the traffic or you get a ticket mutherfucker

i bring you chris and sebastian thinking about pussy








I’m so glad to see the younger generation waking up to this hypocrisy. 

The homeowner at 22 one is killing me.


This meme makes me so angry because it’s so on-target.

I am screaming

this isn’t even funny to me it just makes me want to find the nearest baby boomer and deck them in the mouth

I reblog this every time because it always re-ignites my anger.

I feel you sphynx-prince.  



When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”


do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task

like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”

"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"

"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"

"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore

Behold, for i am the Queen, your master.
When im not gaining world dominance, i like to blog, or drink blood of innocent children of human kind.
My followers shall be spared their lives.

My other blog:

This is a multifandom blog, and if i seem a bit weird, you should blame my evil alter ego, mostly known as The Duck, the source of all evil in this world.
Anyway, ask me stuff, i wont bite! :)

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