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Killer-Duck ♥

captainofthewinter:

Look at Bucky. I mean, look at himimage

Determined not to let anyone harm Steve

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Always by his side

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Not willing to let him die

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Not even when he didn’t remember him



johnnytopsideofficial:

awkwardvagina:

awkwardvagina:

in the uk we have these sweets called maoam and the packaging is this little green character that looks like its having sex with fruit

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it’s also happening here in germany
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fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one


sarazarr:

blue-author:

deathisabitch:

elyel:

Lets clear this out! 

Yes, we are the couple from the cat pic, but that story is fake! we didnt wrote it!
Fortunately the real story is much more happy. Thats why we decided to upload a photo from our families together, our parents and our sisters! We have supportive families that love us and acept us. Is important to us that you share the real story behind this photo because is much more powerful and positive the true story, and we like to spred the positive message that everything always turn out just fine! you dont have to hide this from your family, they just need time to understand. The soon you tell them the soon you stop suffering and the aceptation process begin. 
Love to all of our followers and please share the real story and the positive message that we want to spred!
ElYEl


Aclaremos esto! 

Si! Somos nosotros los de la foto del gato pero esa historia no es real, nosotros no la escribimos!
Afortunadamente la historia real es mucho mas feliz. Es por eso que decidimos subir esta foto de nuestras familias juntos, nuestros padres y hermanas. Tenemos familias que nos apoyan y nos aceptan. Es importante para nosotros que compartas la historia real detrás de esa foto porque es mucho mas poderosa y positiva que la falsa, y queremos esparcir el mensaje positivo de que todo siempre termina saliendo bien! No tenes q esconderles esto a tu familia, ellos solo necesitan tiempo para entenderlo. Mientras mas rápido se los digas mas rápido vas a dejar de sufrir y el proceso de aceptación va a comenzar mas rápido. 
Cariños a todos nuestros seguidores y por favor compartan la historia real y el mensaje positivo que queremos esparcir!
ElyEl

SIGNAL BOOST

Reducing an out of context picture of strangers to inspiration porn is so dehumanizing.

Oh internet you are so full of dark and light I just don’t even know what to make of you sometimes!


hellugh:

stoned-levi:

sullivanthere:

I went from this

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to this

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at first I thought it was an alternative way to hard-boil eggs… nope…

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DEAR GOD. PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS. IT MAY LOOK LIKE ANOTHER DUMB VIDEO, I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT JESUS PLEASE WATCH THIS. SO FUCKING WEIRD.

REVOLUTION

I want to know who is responsible

wntersolder:

never call bucky the new loki in front of me




smexy-medic:

thecannibalofcheese:

Spoiled little quail

Hello mum may I sleep in your sleeve?


snivellussnep:

egberts:

damnlame:

superblys:

zabvza:

gameandwatch:

fucking watch this

how real is this

this was my tag and i got 21 messages telling me to watch it - you need to watch this

FUCK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqnodL2sfso if the tumblr video player isnt working for you the video is here too please watch it omfg

Jesus Fuck.

thesexosaurus:

"Condoms don’t work."

"Your first time is supposed to hurt."

"It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration."

"Girls don’t masturbate."

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

the-frostiest-of-butts:

tinkerlu:

i’m glad plants can’t talk because when you’d water them they’d make gross drinking noises and be like “mmmm MMMMMmmmm MMMMMM” and it’d be SO UNCOMFORTABLE

and then when you stepped on grass it’d be like “oi what the fuck m8”

is ur grass australian





Behold, for i am the Queen, your master.
When im not gaining world dominance, i like to blog, or drink blood of innocent children of human kind.
My followers shall be spared their lives.

My other blog:
fuck-yeah-myself.tumblr.com

This is a multifandom blog, and if i seem a bit weird, you should blame my evil alter ego, mostly known as The Duck, the source of all evil in this world.
Anyway, ask me stuff, i wont bite! :)





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