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Killer-Duck ♥


i still can’t believe peter quill saved the galaxy with footloose and friendship



why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man




How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks

asking the real questions

Every time a new Targaryen is born, the gods toss the coin in the air and the whole world holds its breath to see how it will land.


by the way, take a look at some more satanic rules (source)

  • Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
  • Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
  • When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

#the awkward moment when satanism is more humane than more accepted religions like christianity and islam


Dads at One Direction concerts [via]


I refuse to cook your noodles for you anymore.




How can people think that gay couples shouldn’t be allowed children. I don’t know about you , but this is the happiest family I’ve ever seen.


the are so adorable excuse me while I cry 

"Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress."

Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”

She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.

(via barbie-dolls-xx)

Behold, for i am the Queen, your master.
When im not gaining world dominance, i like to blog, or drink blood of innocent children of human kind.
My followers shall be spared their lives.

My other blog:

This is a multifandom blog, and if i seem a bit weird, you should blame my evil alter ego, mostly known as The Duck, the source of all evil in this world.
Anyway, ask me stuff, i wont bite! :)

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